gingerisaspice:

PNG is my friend. JPEG is my mentor. WEBP is my sworn enemy

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

dabirkinbae:

being a rude person isn’t the flex some of y’all think it is!!!! please heal!!!!!

adorkastock:

heckin’ WINGS 👼🏻✨

thewiddler:

thewiddler:

Hell is when book covers get redesigned with the actors of the show/movie that was made based on it.

stop saying there are exceptions to this post there are literally no exceptions!!!

chrispineofficial:

chrispineofficial:

chrispineofficial:

can people with harry potter urls just not fucking follow me

the way i am losing followers over this. GOOD. bye

foone:

rollhistory:

rollhistory:

Listen, if you interrupt me with a new task while I’m midway through another, you aren’t allowed to be mad when I switch to the new task immediately. You clearly thought the new task was important enough to interrupt me with it!

I am just a little pikmin! You’re the one with the whistle!!

‘You need to learn to prioritise’ no YOU do! You’re the one dishing out tasks!! All I need to do is take things back to the onion!

Also, I have the ADHD! If you stop me while I’m doing X and ask me to do Y, I will immediately switch to doing Y because THAT IS THE ONLY WAY IT IS GETTING DONE. I do not have the option of finishing X and then getting around to Y, I will 100% forget and I know this about myself from years and years of experience of living in my brain.

You ask an ADHD person to do something, you’re getting it RIGHT NOW or NEVER. Those are the only two times.

Welcome to time blindness, enjoy your visit, I live here.

toilethumor:

the ten commandments

1. thog don’t caare
2. if it sucks hit da bricks
3. play the cards i’m given
4. pobody’s nerfect
5. this mess is a place
6. fuck it we ball
7. it’s so over
8. we’re so back
9. what if the world was made of pudding
10. there is good in every day

pyrchance:

what sort of hugger are you?

arms over the shoulders

arms under the shoulders

one over, one under

it depends (please elaborate in the tags)

zagreus-is-not-a-fuckin-troll:

HEY HEY LISTEN THE VOICE OF THE MTA TRANSIT SYSTEM, ALL THE ANNOUNCEMENTS ON THE NYC SUBWAY LINE??

SHE’S A TRANS WOMAN AND TRANSITIONED AT 66!!!!!! THE BACKGROUND HUM OF MY CHILDHOOD, AND SHE’S LIKE ME!!!! WHAT THE FUCK